superglenntot:

GF: Hello babe!

BF: Hi babe. 

GF: Ano gawa mo?

BF: Eto patulog na. Pagod kasi eh tsaka maaga pa bukas, ikaw babe?

GF: Eto nasa bar, PINAGMAMASDAN KA! Sige sayaw pa! Leche ka!

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